Humour- Lawyer was driving
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.
A nearby passing man cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!”
The lawyer, horrified, screamed “My Rolex! My Rolex!”
Great stuff, which reinforces, posbisly unfairly, my experience of Russians in Brooklyn as being the most self obsessed, drunken, uncaring about anyone else, superficial people imaginable.