Humour- Terrorists and Lawyers
Q: Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
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Humour- Lawyers and UFOs
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.
Humour-Word Processor
Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Humour- Appeal
Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”? A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store
Humour- Lawyer Trying To Impress
A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, “I demand one million and not a penny less.” As
Humour-Lawyer and Boxing referee
Q: What’ the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.
Humour- Lawyer is Lying
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: Their lips are moving.
Humour- Lawyer
You Might Be A Lawyer If…. You are charging someone to read these jokes.
Humour- Definition of Lawyer
Definition of a Lawyer? A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
Humour- Free ride
How to check New Titanic and declare it cannot sink Send all lawyers on free ride.