Humour – Lawyer and Trampoline
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Tag Archives: law jokes
Humour – Hell
Do You Know What’s Really Bad About Hell? Having so many lawyers around!
Humour – Lightbulb
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Humour – Group of Lawyers
Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? A: Just say, “Fees!”
Humour – Shame and a Pity
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
Humor – Attorney Sleep
Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.
Humour – Bad Lawyer
Q: If you have a bad lawyer, why not get a new one? A: Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.
Humour – Lawyer Jokes
Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.
Humour- Terrorists and Lawyers
Q: Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
Good Lawyer and a Great Lawyer
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.