Judge – You are saying your wife throws utensils and other objects on you.

Husband – Yes your Honor

Judge – From how long this is happening?

Husband – it started after the marriage.

Judge – How many years are now of  your marriage?

Husband: Its 5 Years.

Judge-  why are you complaining after 5 years. why so late..?

Husband: Because yesterday first time in 5 years she hit the target.