Category Archives: Humour

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Good lawyer and a bad lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

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Humour – An old man

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s Rs.50 Lakhs cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to

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Humour – Amazing Argument

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”  

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Humour

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked what “contingency” was, the lawyer replied, “If I don’t

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Lawyers and Accountants- Humour

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, “We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made up entirely of lawyers and accountants.

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Humour – An Advice

 A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to

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An ethical question

After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of Rs1000. The client gave the lawyer a Rs. 1000. After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid Rs2000, as two of the client’s Rs 2000