Q. Who is the hell of lawyer? A. You Bet
Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinsche
Q. Who is really in Heaven A. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they’re boring.
Q: What’s the definition of a lawyer? A: A mouth with a life support system.
Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water!
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick
Q. What’s the difference between God and a lawyer? A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge : U have 3 kids…How will u divide them? He had long discussion with his wife & said ” Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more kid” Joke doesn’t end here…. 9