Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q. How do lawyers sleep? A.first they lie on their right, then they lie on their left.
Q. What do you call 5000 dead criminal defense lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start!
Q. Who is the hell of lawyer? A. You Bet
Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinsche
Q. Who is really in Heaven A. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they’re boring.
Q: What’s the definition of a lawyer? A: A mouth with a life support system.