Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Why Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. Because No one would build a robot to do nothing.
Q. What is Jury ? A. Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q. How do lawyers sleep? A.first they lie on their right, then they lie on their left.
Q. What do you call 5000 dead criminal defense lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start!
Q. Who is the hell of lawyer? A. You Bet
Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinsche
Q. Who is really in Heaven A. Lawyer