Q. How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A. Only three. All the rest are true stories
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech ? A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? A: Not enough cement.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? A: His partners.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.