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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech ? A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? A: Not enough cement.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? A: His partners.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.