Why Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. Because No one would build a robot to do nothing.
Q: How do you know you will soon lose case? A: When your lawyer takes your case on more priority.
Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road? A: To get to the car accident on the other side.
What’s the difference between Lawyer and terrorists You can negotiate with terrorists
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Q. How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A. Only three. All the rest are true stories
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech ? A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.