A Judge was sentencing criminal defendants when he saw a vaguely familiar face. He reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions. So the Judge asked, puzzled, “how is it
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Kumar,” she says. “Would you say you’re honest?” “Honest?” replies Kumar. “Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me Rs.5lakh for my education, and I paid back
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
Policeman’s cross-examined by a defense Lawyer during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is
Despite his best efforts, the lawyer’s client was convicted of murder and sentenced to die in the electric chair. On the eve of his execution, the convict called his attorney for last-minute advice. He was told, “Don’t sit down.”
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer? A: An impossibility.
The lawyer’s son wanted to follow in his father’s footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father’s firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office and
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Kumar you are hereby fined Rs.1000.” The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has Rs.800 on him at this time, But if you’d allow
Lawyer’s Arguments Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive