Category Archives: The Lighter Side

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Humour – A lawyer

Definition of a lawyer ? A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself

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Humour- Business Case

A plaintiff lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision. Verdict for Plaintiff! The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading

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Humour- Murder

Q: What’s worse than pleading guilty to murder? A: Getting jail time and getting robbed–hiring an attorney to defend you.

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Humour- good news and bad news

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: the bad news is that the dna tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene. Client: Oh no! I’m ruined!

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Humour- Cow was Running

A cow was running away from the jungle. .. An elephant stopped the cow and asked the reason behind the panic.. Cow said : “government had ordered to catch all the buffaloes in the jungle” Elephant asked: “but you are a cow, why are you

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Humour – law class

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student