Category Archives: Humour

Lawyer’s son

The lawyer’s son wanted to follow in his father’s footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father’s firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office and

Humour- A pick pocket

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Kumar you are hereby fined Rs.1000.” The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has Rs.800 on him at this time, But if you’d allow

Lawyer’s Arguments

Lawyer’s Arguments Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive

Creative Defense

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an

Good lawyer and a bad lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Humour – An old man

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s Rs.50 Lakhs cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to

Humour – Amazing Argument

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”