Category Archives: Humour

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Lawyers and Accountants- Humour

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, “We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made up entirely of lawyers and accountants.

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Humour – An Advice

 A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to

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An ethical question

After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of Rs1000. The client gave the lawyer a Rs. 1000. After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid Rs2000, as two of the client’s Rs 2000

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Humour- Law Suit

A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared the worst. He asked a senior partner whether he ought to send the judge a pack of moneybag. “The judge is an honorable man,” the horrified senior partner exclaimed. “If you do, I guarantee you’ll

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Humour- “Political Corruption Trial”

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting Lawyer attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true

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Two Law Partners

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead. “Damn,” he says. “I forgot to lock the office safe before we left.” His partner replies ” What are you worried about? We’re both

Another use

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied, “Why did you switch?” “Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers

Smart Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back

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Humour- A Barber

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, “You do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came