Category Archives: The Lighter Side

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Humour- The Lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me Rs.10,000 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?”, asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “Okay, then write him a letter asking him

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Humour- Deciding The Case

Taking his seat in chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “I have been presented by both of you with a bribe,” the judge began. Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, Advocate Kumar, gave me 5 lakh. And you, Advocate Joshi, gave me 10 lakh.” The

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Humour- Asleep

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: “I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep.” The Judge ruled: “You put him to sleep… You wake him up.”

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Humour-Appeal immediately

Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the lawyer messaged the

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Humour- Lawyer attacked a witness

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting Lawyer attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted Five Lakh dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. “Isn’t it true

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Humour- Law Degree

The old man was critically ill. He called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer,” he said. “How much for a quickie law degree?” “About Rs.1,50,000,” the lawyer said, “But why you need law degree?” “That’s my business. Get me the course.” Four days

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Humour- Wealthy lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked them. “We don’t

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Humour- Heaven

A thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and when they get to heaven they are stopped by an angel who says, “Sorry, heaven is getting crowded so you need to answer a question correctly before you can get in.” He looks at the teacher