A cow was running away from the jungle. .. An elephant stopped the cow and asked the reason behind the panic.. Cow said : “government had ordered to catch all the buffaloes in the jungle” Elephant asked: “but you are a cow, why are you
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student
My lawyer tells that he has never told a lie. Then you Might Need a Different Lawyer
Q: What is a criminal lawyer? A: A person who deals with crime and criminal with an Art.
A lawyer was questioning the testimony of a witness to a shooting. “Did you see the shot fired?” “No, sir, I only heard it.” “Stand down” said the judge sharply. “Your testimony is of no value.” The witness turned around in the box to leave,
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. “For example,” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you them,” instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear,” she protested. “Then,” said the attorney, “just
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double … A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket,
Believe it or not…. Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don’t be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry? She Said: They bow their head while entering the room and again while going out. They say ‘your
Your Litigation Lawyer and Tax officer trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them. Do you: (1) have lunch?, or (2) go to a movie?