Category Archives: Humour

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Humour-Criminal gets arrested

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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Humour- Defense lawyer

A noted criminal defense lawyer was making his closing argument for his client accused of murder, although the body of the victim had never been found. The lawyer dramatically turned to the courtroom’s clock and, pointing to it, announced, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

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Humour-A lawyer was on vacation

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to the injured, but he couldn’t get near

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A bench trial or a jury trial

A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. “Jury trial,” the defendant replied. “Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge. “Sure,” replied the defendant. “That’s where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one.”

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Humour- money bags

“The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with the money bags,” a defense lawyer confided to a suspect. “That’s nothing, said the suspect. “I can produce 15 witnesses from my group who where with me at the

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A lawyer, engineer and surgeon

A lawyer, engineer and surgeon were debating theology. Specifically, what profession did God belong to?       1) The surgeon: “Eve was created when God took a rib out of Adam. This is the first recorded surgical procedure”.       2) The engineer:

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Humour- A judge

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”       She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”    

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Humour- Three wishes

A secretary, a paralegal and a owner of a city law firm were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says,

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Humour-A lawyer’s son

A lawyer’s son was about to enter college. He asked his son “Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?” “Well dad,” answered the son, “did you ever hear anybody in a crowd gathered

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Homour-A man committed murder

A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for Rs.10000. He thought this one is not good enough. The next one wanted Rs.50000 per apperance. The next Rs.2lakh. He found a real