Q. What do you call 5000 dead criminal defense lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start!
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q. Who is the hell of lawyer? A. You Bet
Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinsche
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q. Who is really in Heaven A. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they’re boring.
Q: What’s the definition of a lawyer? A: A mouth with a life support system.
Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water!