Q. What’s the difference between God and a lawyer? A. God does not think he is a lawyer!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge : U have 3 kids…How will u divide them? He had long discussion with his wife & said ” Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more kid” Joke doesn’t end here…. 9
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? A: Your honor.
Do You Know What’s Really Bad About Hell? Having so many lawyers around!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? A: Just say, “Fees!”
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech ? A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.