Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q. How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A. Only three. All the rest are true stories
Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q. How do lawyers sleep? A.first they lie on their right, then they lie on their left.
Q. What do you call 5000 dead criminal defense lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start!
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q. Who is the hell of lawyer? A. You Bet
Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinsche