Why Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. Because No one would build a robot to do nothing.
Q: How do you know you will soon lose case? A: When your lawyer takes your case on more priority.
Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road? A: To get to the car accident on the other side.
What’s the difference between Lawyer and terrorists You can negotiate with terrorists
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q. How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A. Only three. All the rest are true stories
Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q. How do lawyers sleep? A.first they lie on their right, then they lie on their left.