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Matthew Sadler

An academician specialising in Business and Commercial Law at Staffordshire University- United Kingdom Matthew Sadler is an academic from the UK-based Staffordshire University’s Law School and a specialist in Business and Commercial Law with a focus on the Law of Obligations, namely Contract Law &

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Humour- surgery

As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said” “Why are all the blinds drawn?” The doctor answered: “There’s a big fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure.”

Humour- Sculpture of a rat

A tourist walks into a secluded antique shop. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so fascinating, intriguing and unique he decides to buy it. “How much for the rat?” He asks. “Twelve dollars

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Humour-Husband and Judge

Judge – You are saying your wife throws utensils and other objects on you. Husband – Yes your Honor Judge – From how long this is happening? Husband – it started after the marriage. Judge – How many years are now of  your marriage? Husband:

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Humour- Fishing in the Caribbean.

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because

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Humour -What lawyer interprets to the Godfather

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his lawyer, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me? ” The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, “Where is the 3