A lawyer, engineer and surgeon
A lawyer, engineer and surgeon were debating theology. Specifically, what profession did God belong to?
1) The surgeon: “Eve was created when God took a rib out of Adam. This is the first recorded surgical procedure”.
2) The engineer: “True, but prior to that, He created, or designed and built, the world out of the void and chaos. That makes Him an engineer”.
3) The lawyer: “Agreed, But, Who created the void and chaos?”